07-08-2011

Today in No-Fun-Land I accidently chopped down what was left of the vines that Son-of-No-Fun pruned while trying to kill a snake.

06-29-2011

Today in No-Fun-Land I don’t know what this is but I cleaned it up.

05-18-2011

Today in No-Fun-Land Son-of-No-Fun gave Cat-of-No-Fun a haircut while I made lunch.

2-28-2011

Today in No-Fun-Land Cat-of-No-Fun used his eunuch-rage to shred the houseplants.

2-8-2011

Today in No-Fun-Land I had to scrub cat poop off the wall where the cat inadvertently rubs his butt while he’s burying his poop in his litterbox.

1-13-2011

Today in No-Fun-Land Cat-of-No-Fun dragged a dead snake and a dead mouse into the dining room.

1-11-2011

Today in No-Fun-Land I stepped in cat vomit before I was awake.

1-9-2011

Today in No-Fun-Land we sat on a small, loud, bathroom-less airplane on the tarmac in Denver for 4 and half hours in a snowstorm while flying home from Grandma’s funeral.

1-6-2011

Today in No-Fun-Land I attempted to clean the 2 solid inches of cat piss out of the outside cat’s litterbox.

11-15-2010

Today in No-Fun-Land Cat-of-No-Fun spent the afternoon wrassling a mouse that’s been dead for 4 days on the windowsill outside, but within a few minutes of coming inside was spotting licking the top off a brand new tub o’ butter on the dining room table.