1-6-2011
Today in No-Fun-Land I attempted to clean the 2 solid inches of cat piss out of the outside cat’s litterbox.
11-15-2010
Today in No-Fun-Land Cat-of-No-Fun spent the afternoon wrassling a mouse that’s been dead for 4 days on the windowsill outside, but within a few minutes of coming inside was spotting licking the top off a brand new tub o’ butter on the dining room table.
06-19-2010
Today in No-Fun-Land the cat ate the crust off the pecan pie Wife-of-No-Fun made for the church picnic.
Today in No-Fun-Land I have a cold, the weather is shit, and the cat has apparently decided the litterbox is optional.
06-12-2010
Today in No-Fun-Land I had to clean up Cat-of-No-Fun’s latest murder victim, which he was kind enough to bring inside the house and smear around.
05-29-2010
Today in No-Fun-Land it rained all day, the roof leaked and the goddamn cat got scared of a dog and ran up my face with his claws.
05-17-2010
Today in No-Fun-Land Son-of-No-Fun dropped a heinous 10-wipe poop in his diaper when I was halfway through my ham and cheese sandwich, which isn’t unusual, but then he stuck his hand in it (the poop) and I had to abort my meal completely, and in the 20 seconds I stopped paying attention the cat destroyed what was left of the bread.
Today in No-Fun-Land the cat helped himself to the brown sugar.
Today in No-Fun-Land the cat projectile-vomited Classic Cod, Sole & Shrimp Feast onto my shirt.
Today in No-Fun-Land I cleaned up a pile of cat vomit that contained the remains of an Almond Hershey’s Kiss, including the foil wrapper.